I should do this. LOL! (for those who didn't know before now, yes, I'm a woman) Only problem is I'm almost 6' tall and can lift heavy objects. And as a woodworker (I'm not very good, but I try real hard), I spend a lot of time around home improvement places and power tools. So it might not be that funny. Oh well.
And Prince Poppycock has a standing invitation to perform this - just like this - should I ever somehow get elected president.
This is one of my favorite holidays. For some reason, I love spending the USA's birthday by being as cheesy as I possibly can! So... here's some Independence Day internet cheese. Enjoy!