That Chicken, Though!

• First off, President Trump is currently *not* in Washington but has been traveling for the past week (and he won’t be back for another week).
• Second, this Trump chicken comes literally a day after every MSM TV news source was screaming that Trump is a terrifying and impulsive dictator after he threatened North Korea with “the fury and the fire” if they do not stop their missile tests. So… is he chicken or is he a terrifying dictator, I’m confused.
• Third, that’s a pretty bad-ass looking chicken. Which makes sense, it was originally designed by an artist to celebrate the Year of the Rooster and was erected outside a Chinese mall. If anything, there are few people who would want to pick a fight with a 25-foot tall angry looking rooster; anyone who has even been around normal-sized roosters in the past knows that they can be vicious enough.
• Source: Gateway Pundit

Ahem. Have you seen the chicken?

Now, I'll be honest. I saw one of the memes before I saw the article. If you follow our Facebook page, you probably realized that. But when I saw the meme, I wasn't sure if this was for real or not.

Shortly after, I confirmed the existence of the chicken. That glorious, glorious chicken.

I would be lying if I said my first thought wasn't that I wanted it on my front lawn immediately! My first action was, in fact, to call my mother - after I posted about it, of course - to tell her we were taking a road trip to D.C. to collect the chicken, because it had to be mine! Right now! 

Yes, it is safe to say, we can all agree on one thing in this country right now... that chicken is amazing.

In light of recent events, though, I don't see what was trying to be said. Trump was just all "fire and fury" the other day, and the liberals heads are currently still exploding over his "dangerous" and "frightening" rhetoric. I have never seen a dangerous or frightening chicken, even with amazing golden hair. 

Myself, I just laugh it off. Have you been to D.C.? If you haven't, let me explain to you the beauty that is the front sidewalk of the White House. I haven't been recently, but I was there in August of 2010. I do not recommend D.C. in August, by the way. And that's coming from someone who had to drive north to get there. I went during Glenn Beck's Restoring Honor rally and skipped the rally (I went because Marcus Luttrell was doing a meet and greet and I had a feeling that would be my only shot to meet him. He's a wonderful guy, by the way). I spent a solid day running around D.C., and spent time in front of the White House. I saw: 

• A guy holding an anti-Iraq war sign and singing. Badly.
• A group of hippies in a small tent city with more signs hung all over the tents than most liberals have bumper stickers on their cars.
• Two guys shooting a heavy metal video.
• A guy arguing with Obama... who wasn't in D.C. at the time, let alone standing there listening to him. 
• A woman "riding" a stuffed donkey.

And so much more! It was more entertaining than anything else I've ever seen, and I spent my youth hanging out in NYC! 

So a giant chicken really is just another day at the White House. 

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