Guys, I know a lot of people don't want to hear this, but I'm sad. The Trump baby balloon was hysterical. I'm sorry, it was. Maybe I have a weird sense of humor, but I love it when people spend their own money to do crazy crap like this. I loved the giant Trump chicken way back when he was first elected, and man did that ever piss off the SJWs that I thought the chicken was glorious and hysterical.
They want you to get butt hurt over this stuff. It enrages them when you laugh about it. Popping the Trump baby balloon gave them another martyrdom. They were waiting for someone to do it (and it can be repaired so they can keep collecting martyrdoms off of the balloon).
Seriously, you should have seen the mass attacks I had come at me when I laughed about the Trump chicken and called it glorious.
If you want to make them feel like they wasted their time, don't destroy stuff. Don't go to their level. Laugh at it and have fun with it. Do you think Trump cares about a baby balloon? Why do you?
So AOC and Ted Cruz might be working on a bill together! Look, this is also a good bill. So I don't give a rat's patoot who is sponsoring it or writing it or presenting it, it needs to be done. Not that the elite will allow it through and it will become law, but this is a good start. And I applaud the willingness to work with those not on your side of the isle to get good things done.
Now I'm going to be interested in seeing what they actually come up with.
This is the video of Mueller addressing the media about the Russia investigation. No questions were taken, it was just a statement.
Video from CNBC
Heard about this via a podcast tonight and found out it was true. Clinton's license was suspended in 2002 because she failed to complete continuing education requirements. She did pay a reinstatement fee, and because she was admitted to the BAR 40 years ago, plus she is over 70, she is no longer required to meet the continuing education requirements.
I post this because I am interested in seeing why she did this. I can't imagine she wants to go back to practicing law, so why bother? Obviously, they spent a moment speculating on the podcast I was listening to, but I think I'll refrain for now. But this might be something to stash back in the brain Rolodex for later recall.
Oh, I couldn't have been more dead on with this. You guys... have you seen the newest Gillette ad?! It's called Every Hero Sweats. Before you watch it, let's take an instant replay back to what I said about the previous "too long for TV" ad they put out in this article:
So yes, these corporations are going to pretend - and they are pretending - to give a crap about these issues to cause the endless analysis, social media trending, buying frenzy to counter act boycotts, etc., because it does cause people to go out and aim right for their product. And since it was an issue the left cares about... the right will boycott and the left will over buy in support to make up for that boycott. Plus, aiming to please the left works better since the left tends more towards hard boycotts, violent protests, or complete buying frenzies than the right is. We wouldn't want Antifa burning down the factory now, would we? No. But we do want them going out and buying everything they see with the Gillette brand on it, which they will, especially if they are under 25. So they're pretending to care about this issue to capitalize off of socialists who don't make the connection that they are proving capitalism works... because this is pure capitalistic marketing and they don't see it. Now, in a few months, Gillette will probably do something that supports the troops or something like that, because that will bring the right back off their boycott and they'll buy because Gillette supports the troops. It will spark a small boycott by the left, but not one big enough to notice. And that's how you create a profit in 2019!
Did that hit that one directly on the head or what?
This ad came out with very little fanfare, but there it is... military theme and all. Remember, it doesn't matter if it actually works. They assume it will because they think everyone is gullible.
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