WTF?! This dude has never eaten fruit before?! 

Reported Antifa "protester" tries a sucker punch and it doesn't go so well...

I should do this. LOL! (for those who didn't know before now, yes, I'm a woman) Only problem is I'm almost 6' tall and can lift heavy objects. And as a woodworker (I'm not very good, but I try real hard), I spend a lot of time around home improvement places and power tools. So it might not be that funny. Oh well. 

And Prince Poppycock has a standing invitation to perform this - just like this - should I ever somehow get elected president. 

The only honest thing she said was, "Hello, I'm Maxine Waters, a member of Congress." The rest was just laughable. Hence the placement on the humor page.

YOU GUYS!

There is a camel beauty pageant in Saudi Arabia! It's an actual thing!

And the use of botox is enough of an issue that it made international news!

You can't make this crap up!

Camel beauty pageant